Why was she nominated for Little Women? Because sometimes the Razzies like to throw rocks at a tree with too much good fruit just to see if anyone is paying attention.
Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: Jon Voight’s Marathon
Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? For appearing in four dif...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition
In 2012, the 33rd Razzie Awards finally got their revenge on the ...read more »
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In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »
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2025 Archive: Worst Director
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33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition
In 2022, the 43rd Razzie Awards faced a cinematic year so bizarre...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Jason Momoa? For appearing in a pink leather jacket and a fr...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Robert Downey Jr.
Why did he win? For returning to the MCU as Doctor Doom, proving...read more »
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38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition
In 1996, the 17th Razzie Awards proved that a massive paycheck do...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Superman" Pressure
Why was James Gunn a target? Not for the movie being bad, but fo...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Karate Kid" Logic
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2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
... (Laughter in silence).
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
I choose to believe it’s funny.