2000 Archive: George W. Bush’s “Strategery”
Why did Saturday Night Live have more influence than the debates? Because “strategery” became a real word in the American mind, proving that in 2000,… Read More »2000 Archive: George W. Bush’s “Strategery”
2000 Legacy: The Church Van CD Transition
The youth group driver celebrating the installation of a dashboard CD player by playing the same contemporary worship disc until the laser gets dirty and… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Church Van CD Transition
1999 Vintage: The Deep Blue Sea
My wife is now afraid of super-intelligent sharks. I told her she should be more worried about our super-intelligent toddler. Part of the 60 Marriage… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Deep Blue Sea
1999 Legacy: Outstanding Comedy
Why Ally McBeal? For proving that short skirts and unisex bathrooms are the key to critical acclaim. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Legacy: Outstanding Comedy
1998 Archive: The Refresh
Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser. Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro… Read More »1998 Archive: The Refresh
1998 Classic: Best Male Pop Vocal
Why Elton John for “Candle in the Wind 1997”? Because it was the biggest-selling single of all time and the Academy isn’t made of stone.… Read More »1998 Classic: Best Male Pop Vocal
1997 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
Why did Dear Diary win? Because it’s the only movie in 1997 that was shorter than the time it took to explain the plot of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
1997 Vintage: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is heavy, push it open! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Theodore
1997 Archive: The Return of Steve Jobs
Why did Apple suddenly look cool? Because Steve came back, told everyone their computers were ugly, and decided that “Thinking Different” was better than actually… Read More »1997 Archive: The Return of Steve Jobs
1996 Vintage: The First Class Snob
Why was he annoyed? Because the warm nut selection didn’t include macadamias, which was a “human rights violation” in 1996. Part of the 44 Travel… Read More »1996 Vintage: The First Class Snob