This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:
She wanted to make some liquid assets.
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Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
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Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.
lol, i’ve seen this situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.
i think i need to dye my hair now. i’m starting to understand her logic lol.
classic 90s humor. reminds me of the jokes we used to tell in high school.
i’ve heard a version of this in london, but this one is much better.
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.