1995 Classic: The Safari

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "recycling" old 2024 memes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "hogging" the processing power.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "erasing" my digital shadows.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m "peeling" fantastic about the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m a "symbol" of the reloaded era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@Burning_CDs05/09/2005 00:53I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Oracle_Says05/31/2004 22:14I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S03/14/1995 15:17I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Toolbar_Hater04/10/2014 01:10My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@WordPress_Fan_0304/03/2005 19:53The best thing since version 1.0!

@Spawn_Camper_J11/22/1996 02:32I’m staying right here until I read every joke.