Why did the French military surprise everyone? To prove that they can deploy thousands of troops to Africa, defeat an insurgency, and be back in time for dinner before the UN even finishes naming the committee.
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
That was super fast and super funny!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
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