2005 Classic: The “Hung Up” Madonna
She sampled ABBA and she’s dancing in a leotard at 47. Madonna is a time traveler. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital… Read More »2005 Classic: The “Hung Up” Madonna
2005 Legacy: The Dukes of Hazzard Remake
“I’m sliding over the hood!” “You just dented the Camry and ripped your jeans. Was it worth it?” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Dukes of Hazzard Remake
2005 Classic: The Weeds
A woman asks if the garnishes are “organic and locally grown.” Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your… Read More »2005 Classic: The Weeds
2004 Archive: Best Rock Album
Why did Elephant win? Because “Seven Nation Army” became the only song in history to be played at every single sports event until the end… Read More »2004 Archive: Best Rock Album
2004 Classic: Spider-Man 2
Why was this the best sequel? Because Doc Ock proved that having four mechanical arms is the only way to navigate a New York City… Read More »2004 Classic: Spider-Man 2
2004 Classic: The Kelly Clarkson Fan
“Since u been gone… I can’t breathe… and it’s dark.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Classic: The Kelly Clarkson Fan
2003 Classic: The Laptop
I’m “folding” my laundry while I surf the web. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Prescription
“I can’t read this.” “It says ‘Go buy a gym membership’.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition… Read More »2003 Classic: The Prescription
2002 Classic: The “Deadly” Pretzel Incident
Why did the President faint after choking on a pretzel? To prove that the “Axis of Evil” wasn’t as dangerous as a poorly chewed snack… Read More »2002 Classic: The “Deadly” Pretzel Incident
2002 Classic: The Conan O’Brien Hosting
Why was he praised? Because he was the only person brave enough to point out that the ceremony lasted longer than most Hollywood marriages. Part… Read More »2002 Classic: The Conan O’Brien Hosting