Why Elton John for “Candle in the Wind 1997”? Because it was the biggest-selling single of all time and the Academy isn’t made of stone.
Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 1998 “Time Out of Mind & Soy Bomb” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: Best Rap Performance
Why "Not Like Us"? Because Kendrick made the most catchy song abo...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2018 “24K Magic & The Rap Battle” Edition
In 2018, the 60th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in funk, silk ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Rock Song
Why "Broken Man"? Because St. Vincent’s guitar playing is the onl...read more »
34 Grammy Jokes: The 2007 “Not Ready to Make Nice & Sexy Back” Edition
In 2007, the 49th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in vindication...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beatles’ Final Bow
Why did "Now and Then" win Best Rock Performance? Because even 60...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Rap Song
Why "Not Like Us"? Because even the voters couldn't stop doing th...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 1996 “Jagged Little Alanis & Mariah’s Snub” Edition
In 1996, the 38th Grammy Awards proved that anger was a currency ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Comedy Album
Why What's In A Name? Because Dave Chappelle has a "Reserved" sig...read more »
2024 Archive: Best New Artist
Why Victoria Monét? Because she’s the "New Artist" who’s been run...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best R&B Song
Why "Snooze"? Because SZA made a song so good we literally forgot...read more »
😜 More from category: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: Jay-Z’s Truth Bomb
Why did Jay-Z call out the Academy while holding a Dr. Dre Global...read more »
2024 Archive: Celine Dion’s Surprise
Why was the room so emotional? Because after her health struggles...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Melodic Rap Performance
Why Tems? Because her voice is the musical equivalent of a sunset...read more »
39 Grammy Jokes: The 2006 “Dismantling Bombs & Emancipating Mimi” Edition
In 2006, the 48th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in how to stay...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
First! And it’s funny!