2013 Classic: The Mariano Rivera Farewell
Why was the “Sandman” crying? Because the greatest closer ever retired, and the Yankees had to figure out how to finish a game without a… Read More »2013 Classic: The Mariano Rivera Farewell
2013 Archive: Operation Serval (Mali)
Why did the French military surprise everyone? To prove that they can deploy thousands of troops to Africa, defeat an insurgency, and be back in… Read More »2013 Archive: Operation Serval (Mali)
2013 Vintage: The Sharknado Memo
Why was the safety drill so weird? Because the boss watched the movie and now “flying sharks” are part of the evacuation plan. Part of… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Sharknado Memo
2013 Archive: The Folder Navigation
Why was the manager lost? He clicked “SkyDrive” and it was suddenly “OneDrive” due to a lawsuit. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2013… Read More »2013 Archive: The Folder Navigation
2012 Vintage: The Mouse “Logitech Touch”
Why did it have no buttons? Because 2012 mice wanted to be touchscreens, and the accountant couldn’t find his “Right Click.” Part of the 80… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Mouse “Logitech Touch”
2011 Legacy: The Tony Stewart “Tony” Year
Why was the NASCAR title a tie-break? Because Stewart won 5 of the 10 Chase races and proved that “Smoke” always rises when the pressure… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Tony Stewart “Tony” Year
2010 Classic: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so moody? It was under the “weather.” Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the stadium! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2010 Classic: The Amos
2007 Vintage: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
2007 Legacy: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007 Archive archive.… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Buffer