Why was the cloud so moody? It was under the “weather.”
Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
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In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
My followers need to see this!