Why was the “Sandman” crying? Because the greatest closer ever retired, and the Yankees had to figure out how to finish a game without a guy who only threw one pitch.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
2025 Archive: The NBA Expansion Rumors
Why was Las Vegas and Seattle so excited? Because the league was ...read more »
44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition
In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Giannis "Legacy" Season
Why was he so focused? Because after a few years of early exits, ...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »
The Bowling Strike
Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition
In 2007, sport was a thriller with an unfinished ending. The New ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jimmie Johnson "Hall of Fame"
Why was the #48 car in a museum? Because Jimmie was finally induc...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition
In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Draft" Lottery Drama
Why was everyone watching a ping-pong ball? Because in 2025, one ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Steph Curry "Sunset" Years
Why was he still shooting? Because his range has expanded so much...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "A-Rod" Timberwolves Saga
Why was the ownership still a mess? Because Alex Rodriguez and th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
At least I have chicken... and this joke!