Why did it have no buttons? Because 2012 mice wanted to be touchscreens, and the accountant couldn’t find his “Right Click.”
Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Final Prompt
"Computer, tell me a joke about the future." — "You’re looking a...read more »
61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1998 – the year Windows 98 debuted with a fa...read more »
2025 Classic: The Nintendo Switch 2 Launch
Why was the boardroom full of people staring at their laps? Beca...read more »
74 Office Groaners: The 2014 "Ice Buckets & iPhone 6" Edition
Welcome to 2014 – the year the office got soaking wet thanks to t...read more »
69 Office Groaners: The 2016 "Pokémon GO & No Headphone Jack" Edition
Welcome to 2016 – the year the office became a PokéStop ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI "Hallucination" Insurance
Why did the lawyer look so smug? He just sold a "Truth Policy" t...read more »
60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of beige towers, the screech of 14.4k ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The LinkedIn "AI-First" Recruiter
Why did the bot reject the candidate? "Your resume was too perfe...read more »
The Desk Organization
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered mind (or so I tell myself)....read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Wait, is AI a bubble?" (Year 3)
Why is the accountant still sweating? Because the GPU factory is...read more »
😜 More from category: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year when Clippy first asked if y...read more »
2025 Legacy: The MSN Messenger "Hologram"
Why was the intern confused? He saw a 3D "Nudge" and thought he ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Office Password
Why was it "ReloadSigma2025!"? Because the system needed a fresh...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
We created a monster... of a joke!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!