Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is heavy, push it open!
Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Waddle on over and read this!
Found this on the deep end of the net.