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2013 Vintage: The Sharknado Memo

 Why was the safety drill so weird? Because the boss watched the movie and now “flying sharks” are part of the evacuation plan.

Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2013 “Vine & Let It Go” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Snake_Game_Pro12/12/2007 12:32I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Optical_Mouse_9904/09/2003 03:58I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Cipher_Steak02/18/1998 00:44Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei02/17/1997 12:57You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Hansel_So_Hot12/30/1996 15:36That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Blink_Tag_User01/25/2001 04:58<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Android_Bot_9911/02/2012 20:15Beep boop. Humor recognized.
@Retro_End_User02/10/2000 19:24The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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