2023 Vintage: The Coachella Frank Ocean Disaster
Why the ice rink? Because we spent $500 to watch a man walk around in a circle for 40 minutes before the curfew cut him… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Coachella Frank Ocean Disaster
2022 Vintage: The Duolingo
She’s using Duolingo to learn Spanish. She said, “I need to learn a new language so I can complain about you to the neighbors without… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Duolingo
2021 Legacy: Cruella
Why was she so fashionable? Because Emma Stone proved that being a villain in 1970s London involves a lot of dalmatians and an incredible trash-truck… Read More »2021 Legacy: Cruella
2021 Classic: The “Mamma Mia” TikTok Trend
Why was the whole family singing ABBA in the kitchen? Because the “Slipping Through My Fingers” filter made everyone realize their kids were growing up… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Mamma Mia” TikTok Trend
2021 Archive: The Launch of the Steam Deck (Announcement)
Why did we want a PC in our hands? Because Valve decided that our backlog of 500 games should be playable while we’re sitting on… Read More »2021 Archive: The Launch of the Steam Deck (Announcement)
2018 Archive: The Grinch Who Stole the Government
Why was there a shutdown in December? Because the President decided that a “Wall” was the only Christmas present he wanted from Congress. Part of… Read More »2018 Archive: The Grinch Who Stole the Government
2018 Vintage: The Holmes & Watson Disaster
Why did Holmes & Watson win 4 Razzies? Because Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly managed to make a Sherlock movie where the biggest mystery was why… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Holmes & Watson Disaster
2018 Classic: The Fire
I’m “on fire” today. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The “Zodiac Killer” Meme
Why was everyone accusing Ted Cruz of being a 1970s serial killer? Because the internet never lets a good conspiracy theory go to waste. Part… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Zodiac Killer” Meme
2017 Archive: The “Big Water, Ocean Water” Quote
Why did the President describe the ocean that way? To make sure that even the people who failed geography understood exactly where Puerto Rico was… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Big Water, Ocean Water” Quote