Why did the President describe the ocean that way? To make sure that even the people who failed geography understood exactly where Puerto Rico was located.
Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Covfefe” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Scanning... Laughs detected!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!