2017 Archive: The RuPaul Win
Why Best Host? Because “Sashay Away” was exactly what we wanted to say to most of the news cycle in 2017. Part of the 39… Read More »2017 Archive: The RuPaul Win
2017 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hobby
“I collect 2016 Pokémon GO accounts. They’re so ‘Retro’.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hobby
2016 Archive: The Snapchat Spectacles
Why did the boss look like he was wearing yellow goggles? He stood in line for a vending machine to get glasses that take 10-second… Read More »2016 Archive: The Snapchat Spectacles
2016 Classic: The Crash
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway. Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive… Read More »2016 Classic: The Crash
2015 Archive: The Laptop Heat
Why was the desk smoking? Because the “Core m3” was trying to render a 15-second Slack video in “HD.” Part of the 77 Office Groaners:… Read More »2015 Archive: The Laptop Heat
2015 Classic: The Gym Socks
Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun. Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The… Read More »2015 Classic: The Gym Socks
2015 Archive: The “Shia LaBeouf” Motivational Video
Why was the ghost shouting “JUST DO IT!”? Because Shia was in front of a green screen telling us to stop giving up on our… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Shia LaBeouf” Motivational Video
2014 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
Why “Any Two Robots, Actors (or Robotic Actors)” in Transformers 4? Because the chemistry was purely mechanical and leaked oil. Part of the 36 Razzie Awards… Read More »2014 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
2014 Archive: The 2014 Final Music Vibe
Why did the year feel so intrusive? Because between Bono’s free album appearing in our pockets, Taylor Swift’s pop takeover, and the Ice Bucket Challenge… Read More »2014 Archive: The 2014 Final Music Vibe
2014 Classic: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer argue with the drone? He claimed the drone’s “altitude-adjusted perspective” was biased against his client’s speeding Ferrari. Part of the 50… Read More »2014 Classic: The Speeding Ticket