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2014 Classic: The Speeding Ticket

 Why did the lawyer argue with the drone? He claimed the drone’s “altitude-adjusted perspective” was biased against his client’s speeding Ferrari.

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator02/23/2001 11:12Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Resident_Evil_Z06/13/2000 06:16Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Zoolander_Derek07/10/2005 23:34What is this? A joke for ants?
@Memento_Guy02/19/2006 23:13Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
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@Ancient_Aliens_G09/20/2007 19:47I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Reddit_Original10/20/2002 07:00The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Gaia_Online_Gold08/19/2004 19:43Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

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