“I collect 2016 Pokémon GO accounts. They’re so ‘Retro’.”
Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The End
"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Reflex
He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vitamin
"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Link 2
"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dentist
"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Mirror Diagnosis
When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »
66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition
In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Sleep Study
"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
There is a joke in my boot!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!