2002 Legacy: The Backspace
Why did the blonde walk backwards? She wanted to “backspace.” Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition… Read More »2001 Archive: The Annie
2001 Vintage: The Britney
“I’m a Slave 4 U.” My wife: “Finally, a song that accurately describes your role in this household.” Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Britney
2001 Legacy: The “Whenever, Wherever”
Shakira reminded us that her breasts are small and humble so we don’t confuse them with mountains. Good to know. Part of the 63 Observational… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “Whenever, Wherever”
2000 Vintage: The Pokémon Gold & Silver Debate
The intense playground arguments over whether Chikorita, Cyndaquil, or Totodile was the superior starter creature for the new Game Boy game. Part of the 41… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Pokémon Gold & Silver Debate
2000 Legacy: The “Matrix” Technical Sweep
Why did it win 4 Oscars? Because the Academy finally realized that “Bullet Time” is much cooler than “Actual Time,” especially during a four-hour ceremony.… Read More »2000 Legacy: The “Matrix” Technical Sweep
2000 Legacy: The Mike Piazza vs. Roger Clemens
Why was a broken bat flying? Because Clemens threw a shard of wood at Piazza, proving that the Subway Series was more “war” than “baseball.”… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Mike Piazza vs. Roger Clemens
2000 Classic: The X-Men Part 2
“I’m like Wolverine.” “Because you’re tough?” “No, because I’m short, hairy, and I have a healing factor that only works if I sleep for 12 hours.” Part… Read More »2000 Classic: The X-Men Part 2
2000 Legacy: The Church Van CD Transition
The youth group driver celebrating the installation of a dashboard CD player by playing the same contemporary worship disc until the laser gets dirty and… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Church Van CD Transition
2000 Archive: George W. Bush’s “Strategery”
Why did Saturday Night Live have more influence than the debates? Because “strategery” became a real word in the American mind, proving that in 2000,… Read More »2000 Archive: George W. Bush’s “Strategery”