Shakira reminded us that her breasts are small and humble so we don’t confuse them with mountains. Good to know.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.