“I’m like Wolverine.” “Because you’re tough?” “No, because I’m short, hairy, and I have a healing factor that only works if I sleep for 12 hours.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
I see what you did there. Clever!
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.