Why did Saturday Night Live have more influence than the debates? Because “strategery” became a real word in the American mind, proving that in 2000, being “the guy you’d want to have a beer with” was a valid foreign policy platform.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
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sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.