Why did it win 4 Oscars? Because the Academy finally realized that “Bullet Time” is much cooler than “Actual Time,” especially during a four-hour ceremony.
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44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition
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In 2011, the 83rd Academy Awards tried to attract a younger audie...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
The stars are aligned for this joke.