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2000 Legacy: The Mike Piazza vs. Roger Clemens

Why was a broken bat flying? Because Clemens threw a shard of wood at Piazza, proving that the Subway Series was more “war” than “baseball.”

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Resident_Evil_Z11/05/2004 12:22Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@HTML_Hacker09/04/2012 12:04<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
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