I’m “folding” my laundry while I surf the web.
Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
3D laughs are the best!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.