“I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next!” “I’d settle for you having your oil changed in this life, Maximus.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
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2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Ghosting
"She ghosted me!" "In 2025, that's not rejection, it's just her ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: ...read more »
49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!