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1996 Vintage: The First Class Snob

 Why was he annoyed? Because the warm nut selection didn’t include macadamias, which was a “human rights violation” in 1996.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1996 “World Wide Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander08/05/2005 05:02C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@WinAmp_Shaker10/07/2009 09:19It really whips the llama's ass!
@Matrix_Rebel01/06/2002 01:55I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Rocket_Power_9906/14/1997 05:57We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@G_I_Joe_Real03/04/2008 13:25And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Orkut_Member_9906/20/1997 11:17A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

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