2008 Legacy: Best Hard Rock Performance
Why “The Pretender”? Because the Foo Fighters know that a loud chorus is the fastest way to a Grammy voter’s heart. Part of the 37… Read More »2008 Legacy: Best Hard Rock Performance
2007 Legacy: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Skateboard
Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “grind” money. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive.… Read More »2007 Archive: The Skateboard
2007 Classic: The Evidence
Why did the lawyer bring a “Zune” to court? To prove that “failure to launch” is a real thing. Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2007 Classic: The Evidence
2006 Archive: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era… Read More »2006 Archive: The Ben
2004 Archive: The Borat
“My wife!” He says it exactly like the character. Every. Single. Time. Part of the 58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition archive.… Read More »2004 Archive: The Borat
2004 Legacy: The Choice
“What should we do tonight?” “Let’s browse the Netflix envelopes that came in the mail.” Part of the 58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook &… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Choice
2004 Archive: The Ron Artest Suspension
Why was the season over? Because he got an 86-game ban, the longest in NBA history, giving him plenty of time to work on his… Read More »2004 Archive: The Ron Artest Suspension
2002 Archive: The American Idol Birth
Why Kelly Clarkson? Because the world watched a cocktail waitress become a superstar in real-time, changing the music industry into a 24/7 reality show. Part… Read More »2002 Archive: The American Idol Birth
2002 Vintage: The 50 Cent Fan
“In da club… with my light bulb.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified