2013 Classic: The Wendy

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus02/09/2012 09:52What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Jurassic_Park_Fan01/13/2002 16:45Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Finding_Nemo_Dory12/31/2005 16:16Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Weird_Science_G06/10/1995 06:40We created a monster... of a joke!

@Bad_Luck_Brian01/04/2007 02:33Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Evil_Kermit_M07/12/1998 06:10Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan12/03/2011 11:24OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!