2004 Archive: The Ron Artest Suspension

Why was the season over? Because he got an 86-game ban, the longest in NBA history, giving him plenty of time to work on his rap album.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@AltaVista_Pro04/02/2003 10:26Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Floppy_Disk_Hero10/04/2008 15:26I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan12/01/2001 23:02I am crying... with laughter!

@Overclocker_Pro10/13/2014 03:55My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Bam_Margera_Fan01/19/2001 03:51Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Goosebumps_Kid10/22/2006 17:11Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky01/31/1998 18:19One billion... laughs!

@Reddit_Original02/16/2006 18:01The front page of the internet... in 1999!