2007 Archive: The Skateboard

Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “grind” money.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

A labracadabrador.read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

It wanted to go undercover.read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

@Men_In_Black_K01/05/2000 05:51We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli05/26/1995 11:53That still only counts as one laugh!

@Nirvana_Teen01/30/2010 06:30Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Marquee_Text_Fan05/01/2008 10:39<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Flash_Game_Dev08/07/2001 19:37I should make a game about this joke.

@Retweet_King01/28/2000 13:15RT if you think this is funny!