2002 Vintage: The 50 Cent Fan
“In da club… with my light bulb.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The Treasure Planet Fan
“One, but the bulb is a cyborg.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The Security Shoes
Why did travelers in 2001 start buying expensive socks? Because they realized that at every airport security checkpoint, they’d be showing their toes to the… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Security Shoes
2000 Legacy: The Reality TV
She thinks our marriage is like a reality show, but she’s the only one who gets to be the judge, the host, and the audience.… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Reality TV
2000 Legacy: The “Ms. Jackson” Apology
Outkast is apologizing to my mom for the trillionth time today on the radio. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive.… Read More »2000 Legacy: The “Ms. Jackson” Apology
2000 Vintage: The Sleep Study
“You talk in your sleep.” “What do I say?” “You keep chanting ‘I love my insurance company’.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Sleep Study
1999 Vintage: The Exercise
“I started using a treadmill.” “How’s that going?” “Great, I use it to hang my laundry.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Exercise
1999 Vintage: The Viagra Countdown
A man takes a blue pill on December 31, 1999, at 11:55 PM. His friend asks, “Why now?” He says, “If the computers crash and… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Viagra Countdown
1998 Classic: The Honey
I’m a bee. I’m just stuck on you. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Vintage: The Search
My husband found a website called “Google.” He spent an hour searching for his own name. I told him he doesn’t need a computer to… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Search