2012 Legacy: The “Green-on-Blue” Crisis
Why was 2012 the most awkward year in Afghanistan? Because we were spending millions to train our “Allies,” while they were spending their afternoons trying… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Green-on-Blue” Crisis
2012 Legacy: The Siri “Maps” Fail
Why was the salesman in the middle of a desert? He asked Siri for the nearest “Office Depot” and she sent him to a literal… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Siri “Maps” Fail
2011 Archive: The Abbottabad Mission
Why was Obama so calm at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner? Because he knew that while Seth Meyers was making jokes about him, the Navy… Read More »2011 Archive: The Abbottabad Mission
2010 Legacy: The Appletini
“I’m bringing it back!” “No, you aren’t.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: The Psychiatrist
“Doctor, I feel like I’m being ‘Followed’.” “On Twitter? That’s the goal, isn’t it?” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch &… Read More »2010 Classic: The Psychiatrist
2010 Archive: Best Metal Performance
Why “Dissident Aggressor” by Judas Priest? Because the Grammys finally realized that Rob Halford can hit notes that would shatter a diamond. Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: Best Metal Performance
2009 Legacy: The Sully Sullenberger Landing
Why was the White House so happy about the “Miracle on the Hudson”? Because it was the only “Soft Landing” anyone saw in the entire… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Sully Sullenberger Landing
2009 Archive: The Indianapolis Colts 14-0
Why did they bench their starters? Because they wanted to stay healthy for the playoffs, throwing away a chance at a perfect season and making… Read More »2009 Archive: The Indianapolis Colts 14-0
2009 Archive: The Exercise
“I’m doing ‘Wii Fit Plus’.” “How’s that working?” “My Mii is fit, but I’m still winded getting off the couch.” Part of the 59 Doctor… Read More »2009 Archive: The Exercise
2008 Legacy: The “Shattered (Turn the Car Around)”
O.A.R. is the official band of every college student with a backwards hat in 2008. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Shattered (Turn the Car Around)”