“I’m doing ‘Wii Fit Plus’.” “How’s that working?” “My Mii is fit, but I’m still winded getting off the couch.”
Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition
In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Cloud Death
"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition
In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »
The Broken Leg
A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »
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67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
2025 Classic: The Specialist
I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Diet 2
"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.