2016 Classic: The Diet
“I’m on the ‘Pokémon Diet’. I only eat when I find a digital berry.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO &… Read More »2016 Classic: The Diet
2016 Archive: The “Heathens” Twenty One Pilots
All my friends are heathens, take it slow. 2016 is the peak of the “Suicide Squad” aesthetic. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Heathens” Twenty One Pilots
2015 Vintage: The Justin Bieber (Purpose) Fan
“Is it too late now to say sorry? …Because I broke the bulb.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Justin Bieber (Purpose) Fan
2015 Classic: The Tinder Plus
Why did the backpacker “arrive” in London three weeks early? Because he bought the Plus version and was “swiping” his way through the city from… Read More »2015 Classic: The Tinder Plus
2015 Archive: The MySpace “Who?”
Why was the accountant laughing? Because MySpace was now a place for “Indie Musicians” and people who forgot their passwords. Part of the 77 Office… Read More »2015 Archive: The MySpace “Who?”
2015 Vintage: The South China Sea “Islands”
Why was the U.S. Navy confused by China’s “Great Wall of Sand”? Because it’s hard to figure out the “Rules of Engagement” for an island… Read More »2015 Vintage: The South China Sea “Islands”
2014 Archive: Megan Fox’s Ninja Turtles
Why did she win Worst Supporting Actress? For proving that her primary role in any franchise is to look confused while CGI creatures do all… Read More »2014 Archive: Megan Fox’s Ninja Turtles
2014 Archive: The Brave Broom
Why did the broom go to the doctor? It had a “sweeping” infection. Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition… Read More »2014 Archive: The Brave Broom
2013 Vintage: The Mushroom
I’m a “fun-gi” to have in your friend list. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen &… Read More »2013 Classic: The Wendy