2016 Classic: The Diet

“I’m on the ‘Pokémon Diet’. I only eat when I find a digital berry.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

@Clueless_Cher08/10/2015 04:41As if! This is too funny.

@C++_Dev_9808/22/1997 16:38I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Floppy_Fanatic01/08/1998 03:43Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Flashdance_What05/03/2002 13:17What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Grammar_Nazi_9909/16/1996 00:24Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost05/12/2001 20:52Laughing at the security of my own ribs!