Why did the broom go to the doctor? It had a “sweeping” infection.
Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
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Q: How do you make a...
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
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I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.