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2014 Archive: Megan Fox’s Ninja Turtles

 Why did she win Worst Supporting Actress? For proving that her primary role in any franchise is to look confused while CGI creatures do all the heavy lifting.

Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2014 “Saving Christmas, Dinosaurs & Cameron’s Double” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
 Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performan...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition
In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
 Why Awkwafina? For proving that having a unique voice doesn't me...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
 Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition
In 2003, the 24th Razzie Awards didn't just find a winner; they f...read more »
2024 Classic: The Unfrosted Logic
 Why the Pop-Tarts? Because Jerry Seinfeld discovered that the or...read more »
41 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2011 “Jack, Jill & The Sandler Sweep” Edition
In 2011, the 32nd Razzie Awards witnessed something thought to be...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actor
 Why Jack Black? For A Minecraft Movie, where his acting was as f...read more »
2024 Archive: The Megalopolis Voice-over
 Why was it hit? For a movie that felt like a philosopher's conve...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
 Why were they a joke? For making a world of blocks look like a w...read more »

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2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Mess
 Why was it a target? Because Jack Black and Jason Momoa looked l...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kraven the Hunter Delay
 Why was it joked about? For a movie that spent so much time bein...read more »
2024 Archive: Jon Voight’s Marathon
 Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? For appearing in four dif...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User02/24/2004 07:40Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Shrek_Ogrelord10/27/1997 00:02Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Harry_Potter_Ron10/25/2010 02:54Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Zip_Drive_Owner07/16/2009 01:26Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Animorphs_X04/09/2001 08:23I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Mondo_Media_X03/14/2012 17:57Top tier web animation humor!
@Fred_Channel_0608/19/2004 21:36HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@True_Story_Neil10/15/2006 06:18True story! I was there!

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