Why was the U.S. Navy confused by China’s “Great Wall of Sand”? Because it’s hard to figure out the “Rules of Engagement” for an island that was a coral reef on Tuesday and a military base with its own Starbucks by Friday.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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