1998 Vintage: The Fired Pilot
Why did the pilot get fired? He had a bad altitude. Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
1996 Vintage: Best Country Song
Why did Vince Gill’s “Go Rest High on That Mountain” win? Because it made even the toughest guys in Nashville cry into their cowboy hats.… Read More »1996 Vintage: Best Country Song
1996 Archive: The Mario Lemieux Artistry
Why was the NHL magical? Because Mario came back from illness and played like hockey was a form of ballet—just with more checking. Part of… Read More »1996 Archive: The Mario Lemieux Artistry
1996 Archive: The Netscape Bottleneck
Why did the computer teacher look so stressed? Because loading a single JPEG of a dinosaur on Netscape Navigator 2.0 took 10 minutes, and three… Read More »1996 Archive: The Netscape Bottleneck
1995 Classic: The Jumanji Stampede
Why Robin Williams? For proving that he could be funnier than a stampede of CGI rhinos that looked like they were made on a toaster.… Read More »1995 Classic: The Jumanji Stampede