Why was the NHL magical? Because Mario came back from illness and played like hockey was a form of ballet—just with more checking.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).