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1996 Archive: The Mario Lemieux Artistry

 Why was the NHL magical? Because Mario came back from illness and played like hockey was a form of ballet—just with more checking.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz07/05/1998 22:33The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Unix_Wizard08/29/1995 09:21sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@American_Psycho_P02/08/2004 04:15I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Zoolander_Mug04/16/2003 03:26I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Keyboard_Cat_P11/25/2006 14:10Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

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