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1996 Archive: The Netscape Bottleneck

Why did the computer teacher look so stressed? Because loading a single JPEG of a dinosaur on Netscape Navigator 2.0 took 10 minutes, and three kids had already crashed the system by trying to open Yahoo! at the same time.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1996 “Starter Jackets, Netscape Navigator & POG Tournaments” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X05/26/2013 05:14Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Y2K_Ready10/01/1997 13:48If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Simpson_Quotes10/26/2008 09:21D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Mr_Blonde_Dance12/26/2008 14:12Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Hey_Arnold_Fan06/21/1996 22:29Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Guestbook_Signer04/12/2003 03:30Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Newgrounds_User02/21/2008 06:29Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
@Me_Gusta_Face05/09/2009 02:22Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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