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1995 Classic: The Jumanji Stampede

Why Robin Williams? For proving that he could be funnier than a stampede of CGI rhinos that looked like they were made on a toaster.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1995 “Method Acting, Megastars & Mullets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Vaporwave_Original04/08/2009 15:20Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@SpiceGirls_Fan11/22/2008 11:07Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Lord_Of_The_Rings07/30/2010 08:47One joke to rule them all!
@Donnie_Darko_8806/02/2001 16:27Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F06/12/1997 17:51The future is laughing at us.
@Liger_Owner_X09/10/2000 15:16It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Fire_Background12/12/2002 19:09This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Neopets_Trader05/12/2014 17:36Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

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