Why did the pilot get fired? He had a bad altitude.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!