2022 Vintage: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so moody? It was under the “weather.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
Why did Two Distant Strangers win? Because a time-loop movie about a very real nightmare was the most powerful 30 minutes of the year. Part… Read More »2021 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
2020 Vintage: The Fantasy Island Nightmare
Why was it hit? For taking a charming 70s show and turning it into a horror movie where the scariest part was the dialogue. Part… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Fantasy Island Nightmare
2020 Legacy: The Extraction Action
Chris Hemsworth fighting in a 12-minute long take. It’s the most adrenaline I’ve felt while sitting on a pile of laundry. Part of the 82… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Extraction Action
2020 Legacy: The Map
I bought her a digital map. It started “Recalculating” her life choices as soon as she opened the app. Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Map
2020 Vintage: The “Tax Collector” Logic
Why Shia LaBeouf? For “method acting” by getting a real chest tattoo for a movie that nobody actually watched. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Tax Collector” Logic
2019 Archive: Best Rap Performance
Why a tie between Kendrick Lamar and Anderson .Paak? Because the Academy couldn’t decide who was cooler, so they just gave everyone a trophy. Part… Read More »2019 Archive: Best Rap Performance
2018 Legacy: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never use “Public Wi-Fi”? Because he doesn’t want his “superior intelligence” to be hacked by commoners. Part of the 45 Lawyer… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Professional Ego
2017 Legacy: The Moscow Mule
Still here. Still copper. Still 2017’s favorite accessory. Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Print TV Guide Ritual
Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down. Part… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Print TV Guide Ritual