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2018 Legacy: The Professional Ego

 Why does a lawyer never use “Public Wi-Fi”? Because he doesn’t want his “superior intelligence” to be hacked by commoners.

Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cast_Away_Wilson02/21/1999 02:23WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@OfficeWorker_9906/17/2001 15:37I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette05/31/2000 18:47I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Tech_Support_Guy11/22/2004 20:53Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Bluetooth_Bot02/22/2012 03:05Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@MP3_Encoder02/15/2006 21:30128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@SoulSeek_Fan06/17/2004 16:12Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Transformers_OP01/14/1995 02:38Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Captain_Obvious12/26/2002 17:25This is a comment on a funny joke.

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