2017 Vintage: The Print TV Guide Ritual

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manual...read more »

In 2025, growing older meant standing on a street corner, watchin...read more »

Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears o...read more »

In 2022, growing older meant entering a restaurant, being told to...read more »

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Hanging up the telephone on your own son because his voice sounde...read more »

Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver'...read more »

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Being blocked from opening your own kitchen fridge because the bu...read more »

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In 2005, growing older meant standing firm against a world that w...read more »

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@Friends_Lover01/15/2007 06:08Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Mr_Blonde_Dance06/12/1999 02:43Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Space_Jam_Lola01/29/2013 20:52Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Animated_Mail_G01/18/2006 11:12The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Noob_Slayer_X02/01/2010 05:34Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.