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2011 Archive: The Abbottabad Mission

Why was Obama so calm at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner? Because he knew that while Seth Meyers was making jokes about him, the Navy SEALs were about to give the “Ace of Spades” a very permanent eviction notice.

Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2011 “Zero Dark Thirty & Occupy Wall Street” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Floppy_Disk_Hero10/26/2008 20:10I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
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