Why was 2012 the most awkward year in Afghanistan? Because we were spending millions to train our “Allies,” while they were spending their afternoons trying to find out where we kept our ammo.
Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
I see funny people... everywhere!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Trading jokes in the shadows.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
A classic from the Spanish web too!