Why did the lawyer bring a “Zune” to court? To prove that “failure to launch” is a real thing.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
2025 Legacy: The TikTok Ban (Final)
A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
The Truth in Court
Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
The Robin Hood Logic
Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »
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Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
More capacity for humor on this site!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
The best thing since version 1.0!